Smoking is so....Regal
A couple of weird things happened today that have been rattling around my head, so I thought I'd get them out by writing them out. I was in the store today and in front of me was a gentleman who asked the clerk for a carton of Pall Mall unfiltereds. Now for starters, I didn't even think they made those things anymore. I seriously think it's a misdemeanor to smoke them in 9 states. You need a permit in 6 others, I'm guessing. Seriously. Those things pack a punch. In my twenties, I had about a half of one and got so dizzy I couldn't drive. Seriously. And this guy was buying a carton of them? I would think you'd need at least a doctor's note to even buy a carton of them. (Dr. Kevorkian in this case.) I figured this guy was aiming to end his life tonight. in a cloud of smoke, so to speak. Anyhow once I got past the fact that they still make Pall Malls , and that people still smoke them, I watched the clerk ring it up to the tune of $84.00! What??? I g...