Fried Web Burgers
"I went to the doctor yesterday." This is the line you never want to hear from anyone. It usually means one of two things. Either you're going to get a bucketful of bad news, or you're going to get a glimpse into Too Much Information. So, I went to the doctor yesterday. When I'd gone for my physical a couple of weeks ago, the doctor gave me the green light of health except for my ears which were packed with wax. (See, I warned ya.) Anyway, this is always bad news. I've had this recur about four times now in what appears to be a disturbing trend. I think it's part of some sort of old guy disease. This stuff never happened when I was 25, so what gives? It gets better though. The reason I needed to get my ears flushed is because I'm looking into getting hearing aids. I know you're thinking: "Say what? He's so young!" You're thinking that, right? I knew it. Yes, while I am pretty sure I don't need hearing aids, my fa...